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Funny Picture | Image

2010-06-07T04:24:00.000-07:00

Hritik In Female Dress

Shahrukh In Womens Dress

Stars In Kids Image – Funny Scraps

Mr. & Mrs Shahrukh

Shahrukh In Baby Monkeys Dress – Funny Image

Aamir Khan Looking Funny Image

Shahrukh And Kajol Funny Image

Hritik And Pretty In Each Other Forms – Funny Image

Why do students fail in exams ?

2010-01-21T01:04:00.000-08:00

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.. Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is ur birthday. How can you study on your B'day??
Balance = 0 "How can a student pass?

Song

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AttaUllah Khan Song Dillagi Ke Liye

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Hindi sad Love song from Pankaj Udhas......

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Aati Hai Rat Odhe

Jane-e-man

Funny Story

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::::Story Between Relationship::::

दो दोस्त बार में गए और
एक ने कहा...." यार.... बहुत family problems है "..
दूसरा : तु पहले मेरी सुन........

मैंने एक विधवा से शादी की जिसके एक लड़की थी ...
कुछ दिन बाद पता चला की मेरे पापा को उस विधवा की बेटी से प्यार है ....और उन्होने इस तरह मेरी ही लड़की से शादी कर ली ...

अब मेरे पिताजी मेरे दामाद बन गए और मेरी बेटी मेरी माँ बन गयी....और मेरी ही पत्नी मेरी नानी हो गयी !!

ज्यादा problem तब हुई जब जब मेरे लड़का हुआ ..अब मेरा लड़का मेरी माँ का भाई हो गया तो इस तरह मेरा मामा हो गया .......

हालत तो तब ख़राब हुई जब मेरे पिताजी को लड़का हुआ ....मेरे पिताजी का लड़का यानी मेरा भाई मेरा ही नाती (पोता) हो गया और इस तरह मैं खुद का ही दादा हो गया और खुद का ही पोता बन गया .....

::::Wife Write a Latter For Her Husband::::

एक गांव में एक स्त्री थी । उसके पती आई टी आई मे कार्यरत थे । वह आपने पती को पत्र लिखना चाहती थी पर अल्पशिक्षित होने के कारण उसे यह पता नहीं था कि पूर्णविराम कहां लगेगा । इसीलिये उसका जहां मन करता था वहीं पुर्णविराम लगा देती थी ।
उसने चिट्टी इस प्रकार लिखी--------

"मेरे प्यारे जीवनसाथी मेरा प्रणाम आपके चरणो मे । आप ने अभी तक चिट्टी नहीं लिखी मेरी सहेली कॊ । नोकरी मिल गयी है हमारी गाय को । बछडा दिया है दादाजी ने । शराब की लत लगा ली है मैने । तुमको बहुत खत लिखे पर तुम नहीं आये कुत्ते के बच्चे । भेडीया खा गया दो महीने का राशन । छुट्टी पर आते समय ले आना एक खुबसुरत औरत । मेरी सहेली बन गई है । और इस समय टीवी पर गाना गा रही है हमारी बकरी । बेच दी गयी है तुम्हारी मां । तुमको बहुत याद कर रही है एक पडोसन । हमें बहुत तंग करती है तुम्हारी बीवी ।

Music4uOnline Blog Usefull for Every Person

2008-12-16T00:31:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the Music4uOnline Blog. I started Music4uOnline Blogroll for several reasons. The main reason being to pay tribute to the countless artists and bands who do not, and probably never will, get the recognition that they deserve due in part to the current state of the music industry. I also plan to share albums that are currently out of print, released for free, or were never available for purchase to begin with. I also hope to interact with you fellow music lovers, and in the process get introduced to artists that I wouldn't have heard about otherwise.

Please keep in mind that the majority of the musicians and the labels that they are signed to, are not mainstream, and therefore they are not wealthy. It is not my goal to hurt any artists or labels, so if you like something that you find here, please support the artist by purchasing their material after wards. If you are an artist/label and would prefer that your material be removed from this blog, simply leave me a comment, and I would be more than happy to comply by promptly removing the offending post.

In addition to running this blog, I also work on a few other projects during my spare time. You can find links to those, as well as a few other important links relating to this blog below.

Song from Teesri Kasam, starring Raj Kapoor and....

[Duniya Bnane Wale Kya Tere Man Me Samaye]

Yarana - bhole ho bhole

Same Song But Different Way

See Latest Song

LATESTE MUSIC

2008-12-14T07:12:00.000-08:00

New Mazic for You

2008-12-14T06:52:00.001-08:00

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Latest Image

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Sometimes you've got to get hurt in order to gr...

:::LATEST SONGS:::
Sad Song
Hum ko kis ke gham

The TWiT Netcast Network with Leo Laporte

2008-08-19T09:59:00.001-07:00

"It all started in 1998 with a small cable network called ZDTV, a channel dedicated to covering computers, the Internet, and personal technology. The people behind this site all worked on that network as hosts, reporters, or producers.

In 2004, ZDTV, then called TechTV, was sold and dismantled. Former TechTV hosts, Leo Laporte, Patrick Norton, Kevin Rose, and John C. Dvorak, and producers Robert Heron, David Prager, and Roger Chang went on to other jobs, but we stayed in touch, with each other, and with fans of the late TechTV. Those fans told us again and again how important TechTV had been in their lives, and how much they missed the channel. We missed working with each other, too."

Hip Hop

2008-07-31T02:56:00.000-07:00

Hip Hop is the most popular form of music. Coinage of the term hip hop is often credited to Keith Cowboy, a rapper. Hip Hop is composed of rapping and DJing. The term rap is sometimes used synonymously with hip hop music, though it is also used to refer specifically to the practice of rapping, which is just one component of hip hop. Typically, hip hop music consists of one or more rappers who chant semi-autobiographic tales, often relating to a fictionalized counterpart, in an intensely rhythmic lyrical form, making abundant use of techniques like assosance, alliteration and rhyme. Though rap may be performed acapella, it is more common for the rapper to be accompanied by a DJ.

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Hip hop arose in New York City when DJs began isolating the percussion break from funk or disco songs. The role of the emcee (MC) arose to introduce the DJ and the music, and to keep the audience excited. By 1979, hip hop had become a commercially recorded music genre, and began to enter the American mainstream. It also began its spread across the world. In the 1990s, a form called gangsta rap became a major part of American music. The reason for hip hop's rise was the decline of rock, funk, disco in the mid to late 70s. he 1980s saw intense diversification in hip hop, which developed into a more complex form. The simple tales of 1970s emcees were replaced by highly metaphoric lyrics rapping over complex, multi-layered beats.

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The first rap records were actually recorded by live musicians in the studio, with the rappers adding their vocals later. Aside from hip hop's great popularity, the genre has had an impact on most varieties of popular music. There are performers that combine either hip hop beats or rapping with rock and roll, heavy metal, punk rock, jazz. Hip hop has hundreds of major international magazines devoted to it, most famously including The Source and Vibe. In its early years, BET (Black Entertainment Television) was almost the only television channel likely to play any hip hop music; now, several mainstream channels such as VH1 and MTV may play more hip hop music than any other style.

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Manoj Tiwari Song

2008-07-16T12:22:00.000-07:00

Manoj Tiwari is a best Singer of the bhojpuri song, and Manoj Tiwari is a Actor also in the bhojpuri film. many film released by manoj tiwari. and its song related to the bhakti song. in the its song writer says to God "moon" that i want to see, when you comes on the sky time those time also comes Devi ma with you. Please listen its song....

Music

2008-07-15T10:05:00.001-07:00

Music is an art form in which the medium is sound organized in time.if you are borius filling that time you should be listening music.music, it is very usefull in your alone time. every culture are sported of the musical side but in the different way. Many cultures are include strong traditions of solo and performance, such as in Indian classical music, and in the Western Art music tradition. Other cultures, such as in Bali, include strong traditions of group performance. There are many types of music such as Music of Africa,Music of North America, Music of South America, Music of Europe, Music of Asia, Music of Oceania etsectra.Music is a human expression in the medium of time using the structures of sounds or tones and silence. It is expressed in terms of pitch, rhythm, harmony, and timbre. bithought music life is nothing of the every one.
MANOJ TIWARI UNTAKCHHRI SONG

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You can find each and every type of music and movies form my blog.
This will be available for you online which is almost free for any one who will be come on my blog.