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    Monday, June 7, 2010

    Funny Picture | Image

    hello-hi-glitter-eyes

    Hritik In Female Dress

    Shahrukh In Womens Dress

    Stars In Kids Image – Funny Scraps

    Mr. & Mrs Shahrukh


    Shahrukh In Baby Monkeys Dress – Funny Image


    Aamir Khan Looking Funny Image


    Shahrukh And Kajol Funny Image


    Hritik And Pretty In Each Other Forms – Funny Image

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    Thursday, January 21, 2010

    Why do students fail in exams ?

    It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.

    Typical academic year for a student

    1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
    Days left 313.

    2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.

    3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.. Days left 141.

    4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

    5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

    6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Days left 81.

    7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

    8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

    9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

    10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.

    11. That 1 day is ur birthday. How can you study on your B'day??
    Balance = 0 "How can a student pass?
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    Thursday, April 30, 2009

    Song

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    Friday, April 17, 2009

    AttaUllah Khan Song Dillagi Ke Liye

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    Monday, December 22, 2008

    Hindi sad Love song from Pankaj Udhas......

    Aati Hai Rat Odhe

    Jane-e-man
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    Friday, December 19, 2008

    Funny Story

    ::::Story Between Relationship::::

    दो दोस्त बार में गए और
    एक ने कहा...." यार.... बहुत family problems है "..
    दूसरा : तु पहले मेरी सुन........

    मैंने एक विधवा से शादी की जिसके एक लड़की थी ...
    कुछ दिन बाद पता चला की मेरे पापा को उस विधवा की बेटी से प्यार है ....और उन्होने इस तरह मेरी ही लड़की से शादी कर ली ...

    अब मेरे पिताजी मेरे दामाद बन गए और मेरी बेटी मेरी माँ बन गयी....और मेरी ही पत्नी मेरी नानी हो गयी !!

    ज्यादा problem तब हुई जब जब मेरे लड़का हुआ ..अब मेरा लड़का मेरी माँ का भाई हो गया तो इस तरह मेरा मामा हो गया .......

    हालत तो तब ख़राब हुई जब मेरे पिताजी को लड़का हुआ ....मेरे पिताजी का लड़का यानी मेरा भाई मेरा ही नाती (पोता) हो गया और इस तरह मैं खुद का ही दादा हो गया और खुद का ही पोता बन गया .....

    ::::Wife Write a Latter For Her Husband::::

    एक गांव में एक स्त्री थी । उसके पती आई टी आई मे कार्यरत थे । वह आपने पती को पत्र लिखना चाहती थी पर अल्पशिक्षित होने के कारण उसे यह पता नहीं था कि पूर्णविराम कहां लगेगा । इसीलिये उसका जहां मन करता था वहीं पुर्णविराम लगा देती थी ।
    उसने चिट्टी इस प्रकार लिखी--------

    "मेरे प्यारे जीवनसाथी मेरा प्रणाम आपके चरणो मे । आप ने अभी तक चिट्टी नहीं लिखी मेरी सहेली कॊ । नोकरी मिल गयी है हमारी गाय को । बछडा दिया है दादाजी ने । शराब की लत लगा ली है मैने । तुमको बहुत खत लिखे पर तुम नहीं आये कुत्ते के बच्चे । भेडीया खा गया दो महीने का राशन । छुट्टी पर आते समय ले आना एक खुबसुरत औरत । मेरी सहेली बन गई है । और इस समय टीवी पर गाना गा रही है हमारी बकरी । बेच दी गयी है तुम्हारी मां । तुमको बहुत याद कर रही है एक पडोसन । हमें बहुत तंग करती है तुम्हारी बीवी ।
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    Tuesday, December 16, 2008

    Music4uOnline Blog Usefull for Every Person

    Welcome to the Music4uOnline Blog. I started Music4uOnline Blogroll for several reasons. The main reason being to pay tribute to the countless artists and bands who do not, and probably never will, get the recognition that they deserve due in part to the current state of the music industry. I also plan to share albums that are currently out of print, released for free, or were never available for purchase to begin with. I also hope to interact with you fellow music lovers, and in the process get introduced to artists that I wouldn't have heard about otherwise.

    Please keep in mind that the majority of the musicians and the labels that they are signed to, are not mainstream, and therefore they are not wealthy. It is not my goal to hurt any artists or labels, so if you like something that you find here, please support the artist by purchasing their material after wards. If you are an artist/label and would prefer that your material be removed from this blog, simply leave me a comment, and I would be more than happy to comply by promptly removing the offending post.

    In addition to running this blog, I also work on a few other projects during my spare time. You can find links to those, as well as a few other important links relating to this blog below.

    Song from Teesri Kasam, starring Raj Kapoor and....

    [Duniya Bnane Wale Kya Tere Man Me Samaye]




    Yarana - bhole ho bhole



    Same Song But Different Way


    See Latest Song
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